Scrolling because I'm waiting for you to come home.
So why aren't you home yet, stupid?
I MISS YOU.
Hug Me Damn It
You're All I Ever Need.
We never change, we only grow.
We will never forget you, young Hiccup.
I CAN’T. I CAN’t. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING, THIS IS PERFECT XD
Someone do one where they’re having sex with Sam and then their orgasm and vital signs go down.
HOW IN THE HELL IS THIS SO ACCURATE?
"You can't live a positive life with a negative mind and if you have a positive outcome you have a positive income and just to have more positivity and just to kind of laugh it off."
It’s still warm, a fucking nerd has been here recently.
repeat after me
if a bi, pan, or asexual person dates someone of the opposite gender
IT DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE STRAIGHT
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
you mean to tell me
that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB
AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT
FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS